Yeah! This is a very different topic from what I usually write about, but I just felt like writing it! By now I'm sure you must have seen quite a lot of the zombie movies to know what a zombie apocalypse is. And believe me it's one of the most exciting thoughts I've had. Almost in all the movies the pandemic starts from a laboratory where some scientist is doing shit he shouldn't be doing. He goes 'lemme see what happens when I feed the rabid dog to some useless chimp'. Naturally the chimp is infected, bites the scientist and runs off. That' when the chaos begins and that's when the busier populace become zombies. The more couch potato ones are sleeping! THE ZOMBIE PANDEMIC HAS BEGUN!!!!!!!!!!
Imagine getting up some time to see that there are no humans! Only zombies waiting to eat your brains. First thing to do - get a gun! Go to the nearest police station or barracks or some guard (They are all dead by now) and grab a gun. Now run to nearest house or building and just shut yourself there. Don't go running after loved ones like idiots! If they survived till now they sure will survive another few days. First things first, so lock all you windows tight and block the light going out from the rooms. Then search for food, eat and go to sleep. Get up in the morning fresh as ever. Then begins the awesome part of the zombie apocalypse!
So now you are armed, well fed and hopefully in the right spirit. Open the lock of the front door, kick it open like a marine and shoot the zombie that's standing on your porch! Like this
You're starting to have a feel for what it's like being in doomsday right? Now put your shotgun to your side and start walking like a Slash between all the crowds of zombies looking at you!
To get some more swag go to local mall and just pick up some sunglasses and not to mention the meanest looking harley davidson you can lay your hands on! And then ride on! Stop only to fill some gas and food and to kill some zombies! Now you can go find anyone you want!
This is the dream!!
Imagine getting up some time to see that there are no humans! Only zombies waiting to eat your brains. First thing to do - get a gun! Go to the nearest police station or barracks or some guard (They are all dead by now) and grab a gun. Now run to nearest house or building and just shut yourself there. Don't go running after loved ones like idiots! If they survived till now they sure will survive another few days. First things first, so lock all you windows tight and block the light going out from the rooms. Then search for food, eat and go to sleep. Get up in the morning fresh as ever. Then begins the awesome part of the zombie apocalypse!
So now you are armed, well fed and hopefully in the right spirit. Open the lock of the front door, kick it open like a marine and shoot the zombie that's standing on your porch! Like this
You're starting to have a feel for what it's like being in doomsday right? Now put your shotgun to your side and start walking like a Slash between all the crowds of zombies looking at you!
This is the dream!!
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